>Ah, the British boarding school novel–the chums and mates, midnight feasts, and thrilling escapes “over the wall” to go into town and swap cheeky badinage with the local rogues:
“Oi, sweetheart!” shouted one, standing behind his friend and pointing at Jinx. “Wanna sit on my face?”
Christ, she thought, what an invitation! Please do excuse me while I strip off right here, right now, delighted by this obviously not to be missed, once in a bloody lifetime opportunity.
“Why?” Jinx drawled, in her very best “I am ever so bored by you” voice. “is your nose bigger than your dick?”
(from Those Girls by Sara Lawrence, Razorbill October ’07)