KidLit Election 2012: Republican primary results are in!

The Republican party is honored to announce the 2012 election ticket: presidential nominee Jamie Kincaid and running mate Edward Cullen. The battle was hard-fought, with a certain avian write-in candidate flying very close to the top spot. And don’t count out Janie Gibbs for a run in 2016 — BOOM! Below, Mr. Kincaid and Mr. Cullen accept their nominations.

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Gosh, I’m happy to accept the presidential nomination. I’ve been called a pinchpenny and a cheapskate, but fiscal accountability is the secret to my personal success. I think we can all agree there’s no place for extravagance in our nation’s finances — it’s our money we’re spending, and right now moderation is what we need the most. My administration will put an end to the baloney happening in the American economy today. Kincaid/Cullen 2012!

— Republican presidential nominee Jamie Kincaid,
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In all my centuries, never before have I seen a society that has so lost its way. What is now required is the firm hand of guidance that only an abstemious vampire can provide. As your vice president, I will not rest (not that I need to) until America has been ridden of vice.

— Republican vice presidential nominee Edward Cullen,
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  1. [...] are up September 4, 2012 By Roger Sutton Leave a Comment Now that the Young Republicans’ Club has chosen its ticket, the Democrats are off and running. Far more of them to wade through (why IS that?*) but the Party [...]

  2. [...] Horn Book primaries complete, you can now look forward to endless commercials from Mr. Kincaid and Ms. Cavatica. Is this even a fair [...]

  3. [...] established, we now turn our attention to some third-party tickets certain to give Mr. Kincaid and Ms. Cavatica a run for their money. Advocate for your favorite candidate (or nominate another!) [...]

  4. [...] Five questions for the VP candidates: the KidLit Election 2012 vice presidential debate October 16, 2012 By Horn Book Leave a Comment Horn Book editor in chief Roger Sutton moderates a debate between Mr. Octavian Nothing, the Democratic vice presidential candidate, and Mr. Edward Cullen, the Republican vice presidential candidate. [...]

  5. [...] Republican Party Jamie Kincaid: Nuts! Now I have to go back to elementary school. Edward Cullen: Now I have to go back to high school…again! [...]

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