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Republican presidential candidate Jamie Kincaid addresses accusations of public indecency:

“By now, you’ve probably seen that picture of me in the fountain. (If not, don’t look at chapter 5 in the exposé E. L. Konigsburg wrote about me and my sister.) Okay, sure, I was naked. But, come on, how do you take a bath? Talks of exhibitionism are pure baloney. I was in that fountain to get myself clean and wrangle up some cash. I’m a self-made man, don’t forget. And every man who bares his soul for freedom must also, sometimes, bare his bottom.”

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  1. […] She also wrote many other books — several of which were on the Horn Book’s Fanfare list — and was an illustrator. Above is her groovy cover for the May/June 2002 Horn Book Magazine. Also from our archive, you can read her Newbery acceptance speech for Mixed-Up Files, along with a profile written by her husband, David, for the occasion, and one written by Laurie Konigsburg Todd after her mother won the Newbery for The View from Saturday. We also had some fun with her during the 2012 election season. (Jamie Kincaid for Republican VP!) […]

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