Republican presidential candidate Jamie Kincaid addresses accusations of public indecency:
“By now, you’ve probably seen that picture of me in the fountain. (If not, don’t look at chapter 5 in the exposé E. L. Konigsburg wrote about me and my sister.) Okay, sure, I was naked. But, come on, how do you take a bath? Talks of exhibitionism are pure baloney. I was in that fountain to get myself clean and wrangle up some cash. I’m a self-made man, don’t forget. And every man who bares his soul for freedom must also, sometimes, bare his bottom.”
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