The Horn Book Television Line-Up

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All-of-a-Kind Family Feud Ella, Henny, Sarah, Charlotte, Gertie, and Baby Charlie: “Bring it on, Ingalls clan!” Big Brother Housemates Darry Curtis, Klaus Baudelaire, the Weasley twins, and Christopher Dollanganger dish about their precocious younger sibs. Mad Men Dressed-to-the-nines ad execs Brother Leon, President Snow, Voldemort, and Gollum backstab, scheme, and imbibe to deaden self-loathing. Meanwhile, […]

2013 Mind the Gap Awards

2013 Mind the Gap Awards

WTF, ALA? Z Is for Moose by Kelly Bingham, illustrated by Paul O. Zelinsky Too little, too late? Little Dog Lost by Mônica Carnesi Little Tug by Stephen Savage Little White Duck by Na Liu and Andrés Vera Martínez, illustrated by Andrés Vera Martínez Best translation from the original Rabbit Mr. and Mrs. Bunny—Detectives Extraordinaire! […]

Book Request Haiku

All I know is that The toad takes some kind of bath And lives forever. (Tuck Everlasting) My teacher read it To show why we should always Listen to spiders. (Charlotte’s Web) The illustrations Showed corks growing in bunches Like fruit on the trees. (The Story of Ferdinand) A single gold tooth, One of them […]

Patron Request

We have a patron who is looking for a book she read as a child. She can’t remember the title. All she knows is, there were lots of strange characters who were large. They were shaped like flowers or clouds. They had mouths like apple sections, they smiled a lot and wore feathers, which implied […]

Judge Judy

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You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Judy. The cases are real. The creatures are folkloric. The rulings are final. . CASE #10705: EVIL STEPSISTERS v. CINDERELLA Judge Judy: You two stepsisters are suing Cinderella and her prince because your feet were irrevocably damaged after trying on some shoes, correct? Evil Stepsister #1: […]

If Babies Ran The Horn Book, Part 4 of 4

If Babies Ran the Horn Book...New blog: Wean Roger

If Babies Ran The Horn Book, Part 3 of 4

If Babies Ran the Horn Book...Instead of "blowing the horn for fine books," we'd be blowing bubbles and raspberries.

If Babies Ran The Horn Book, Part 2 of 4

If Babies Ran the Horn Book...New column: What Makes a Good Book...Taste Good?

If Babies Ran The Horn Book, Part 1 of 4

If Babies Ran the Horn Book...

Excerpt from The Chocolate Games

The Chocolate Games

“Hi, Mum! Hi, Pop!” Mike squeaks as he hops from the screen onto the table. “Look at me! I’m the first boy sent by television!” Mrs. Teavee shrieks. “You’re an inch tall! Oh, my sweet boy!” “Sweet?” Grandpa Joe whispers to me. “He blew Violet to bits!” True, Mike did chuck his flinty Everlasting Gobstopper […]