Thursday, February 09, 2006

Wise words

from the forthcoming Rosy Cole's Memoir Explosion by Sheila Greenwald (Kroupa/FSG):

"Writing a memoir is not the assignment," Mrs. Oliphant reminded me. She opened the dictionary on her desk and turned to the page for memoir. "'A memoir is a narrative from personal experience and memory,'" she read. Then she closed the book. "A memoir is difficult to do. It can be tempting to exaggerate the truth for a better story. That can get you into trouble. It's risky."

5 Comments:

Blogger shewhousuallydoesn'tdothistypeofthing said...

"Or it can get you on Oprah and make you a million dollars. Take your pick," continued Mrs. Oliphant thoughtfully. Suddenly all the little girls's pencils were scratching away like mad. And that, was that.

5:14 PM, February 09, 2006  
Blogger shewhousuallydoesn'tdothistypeofthing said...

"And furthermore," said Mrs. Oliphant, "we're having some dead animals for dinner."

5:16 PM, February 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The classroom door burst open and the boys, who had been out hunting while we girls memoired, burst in laden with dead animals galore.

6:01 AM, February 10, 2006  
Anonymous Andy Laties said...

Last, Leon, especially laden. Rosy leapt from her chair. "Hast thou slain the Jabberwock?! At last something Oprah won't believe."

8:09 AM, February 10, 2006  
Blogger shewhousuallydoesn'tdothistypeofthing said...

"Rosy, you're using archaic language again and it wasn't funny the first time," said mrs. Oliphant wearily. "And boys, take your shotguns outdoors; how many times do I have to tell you? They're registered? Well, all right then."

10:37 AM, February 10, 2006  

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